he mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways, no message could have been any clearer, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change.”

Everyone wants to change themselves. Nobody is happy with who they are. Amazon is shipping out self help books faster than Pfizer is shipping out valium. Television commercials bombard us constantly with the same message: “If you don’t buy our product, religio

The President of The United States of America George W. Bush is reviled by the people of Earth today including by the majority of Americans. His job approval ratings have dropped so low that an oil miner would have a hard time finding them at the bottom of the well. It’s hard to believe that the very same people who elected him President twice hold him in the same regard that they hold J.M.K., John Mark Karr. How could people be so fickle? How many barrels does it take to fill a pickle? Is Laura Bush the burning bush, or is that Hilary Bush? If your name isn’t Bush or Clinton then you aren’t getting into the White House. Old habits die hard, just ask Sam Nunn. America descended from Great Britain and they still love their royalty. Prince Charles said that in his next life he wanted to come back as Camilla Parker Bowles’ bicycle seat. He would be better off praying that in his next life he doesn’t look like Dumbo.

It used to be that if you had a problem you would blame the Jews, or the Blacks, or the Japanese, or the Germans, or the Russians, or the Mexicans. Today if you have a problem like the war in Iraq, the war in Lebanon, the war in Afghanistan, global warming, record deficits, bankrupt social security, under funded education or a small mole on your arm with a ragged outline and a purplish reddish black color, you blame President Bush.

People are ruled by their emotions. If something feels good then they do it and if something feels bad they shun it. Accepting blame for your own mistakes and shortcomings feels bad and so we don’t do it. Instead we scapegoat others. Michael Jackson was idolized by America like the golden cow at Mount Sinai until he had a minor run in with the law. Michael says in his hit song, “I’m starting with the man in the mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways, no message could have been any clearer, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change.”

Everyone wants to change themselves. Nobody is happy with who they are. Amazon is shipping out self help books faster than Pfizer is shipping out valium. Television commercials bombard us constantly with the same message: “If you don’t buy our product, religion

w many barrels does it take to fill a pickle? Is Laura Bush the burning bush, or is that Hilary Bush? If your name isn’t Bush or Clinton then you aren’t getting into the White House. Old habits die hard, just ask Sam Nunn. America descended from Great Britain and they still love their royalty. Prince Charles said that in his next life he wanted to come back as Camilla Parker Bowles’ bicycle seat. He would be better off praying that in his next life he doesn’t look like Dumbo.

It used to be that if you had a problem you would blame the Jews, or the Blacks, or the Japanese, or the Germans, or the Russians, or the Mexicans. Today if you have a problem like the war in Iraq, the war in Lebanon, the war in Afghanistan, global warming, record deficits, bankrupt social security, under funded education or a small mole on your arm with a ragged outline and a purplish reddish black color, you blame President Bush.

People are ruled by their emotions. If something feels good then they do it and if something feels bad they shun it. Accepting blame for your own mistakes and shortcomings feels bad and so we don’t do it. Instead we scapegoat others. Michael Jackson was idolized by America like the golden cow at Mount Sinai until he had a minor run in with the law. Michael says in his hit song, “I’m starting with the man in the mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways, no message could have been any clearer, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change.”

Everyone wants to change themselves. Nobody is happy with who they are. Amazon is shipping out self help books faster than Pfizer is shipping out valium. Television commercials bombard us constantly with the same message: “If you don’t buy our product, religio

life he doesn’t look like Dumbo.

It used to be that if you had a problem you would blame the Jews, or the Blacks, or the Japanese, or the Germans, or the Russians, or the Mexicans. Today if you have a problem like the war in Iraq, the war in Lebanon, the war in Afghanistan, global warming, record deficits, bankrupt social security, under funded education or a small mole on your arm with a ragged outline and a purplish reddish black color, you blame President Bush.

People are ruled by their emotions. If something feels good then they do it and if something feels bad they shun it. Accepting blame for your own mistakes and shortcomings feels bad and so we don’t do it. Instead we scapegoat others. Michael Jackson was idolized by America like the golden cow at Mount Sinai until he had a minor run in with the law. Michael says in his hit song, “I’m starting with the man in the mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways, no message could have been any clearer, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change.”

Everyone wants to change themselves. Nobody is happy with who they are. Amazon is shipping out self help books faster than Pfizer is shipping out valium. Television commercials bombard us constantly with the same message: “If you don’t buy our product, religio

r, you blame President Bush.

People are ruled by their emotions. If something feels good then they do it and if something feels bad they shun it. Accepting blame for your own mistakes and shortcomings feels bad and so we don’t do it. Instead we scapegoat others. Michael Jackson was idolized by America like the golden cow at Mount Sinai until he had a minor run in with the law. Michael says in his hit song, “I’m starting with the man in the mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways, no message could have been any clearer, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change.”

Everyone wants to change themselves. Nobody is happy with who they are. Amazon is shipping out self help books faster than Pfizer is shipping out valium. Television commercials bombard us constantly with the same message: “If you don’t buy our product, religio

he mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways, no message could have been any clearer, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change.”

Everyone wants to change themselves. Nobody is happy with who they are. Amazon is shipping out self help books faster than Pfizer is shipping out valium. Television commercials bombard us constantly with the same message: “If you don’t buy our product, religion, ideology etc. you’re going to have a nervous breakdown at any moment and wind up in Hell forever.” It’s gotten so bad that the biggest problem in the Sudan today is the E.D. crisis. The world welcomed the recent JonBenet Ramsey fiasco because it gave us all a chance to temporarily take our minds off of the 50 wars raging across the globe and watch the 6 year old Angel sing and dance in her beautiful costumes. It made us feel for a moment that perhaps there is justice in this world. Now that justice turned out to be an illusion we have all been thrown back into the paranoia pit. People are so stressed out today around the world that if they didn’t have President Bush to blame for all of their problems they would be throwing themselves in front of subway trains. You can’t even take mascara onto an airplane anymore for fear that you are going to use it to bring down the Sears Center.

We scapegoat others for our problems as a psychological defense mechanism to alleviate stress. The Old Testament is the Holy Scripture of Judaism, Christianity and Islam. In the Old Testament God commanded that once every year on the Day of Atonement for our sins, the High Priest take a goat out into the desert. He laid his hands on the goat’s head and transferred all of the sins of the Jewish nation into the goat and then sent it out into the desert to carry away the sins of the people. Christianity modified this in the New Testament story of Jesus Christ. Jesus took all of the sins of all Christians past, present and future onto himself and off and away of every person who says, “Jesus I believe in you please forgive me.”

The Muslim people believe in the Old Testament, the New Testament, Jesus the Messiah, and they tacked on the Koran. The Muslims have perfected at