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    Hero's Journey (Monomyth) and Story Structure: It's Not All About the Hero
    [From our deconstruction of hundreds of Hollywood blockbusters and sitcoms (see below for the URL of our Home Page) and our isolation and identification of more than 188 stages of the Hero's Journey that you need to know about...]The Hero's Journey is the template upon which the vast majority of successful stories and Hollywood blockbusters are based upon. In fact, ALL of the Hollywood movies we have deconstructed are based on this template.Understanding this template is a priority for story or screenwriters.The Hero's Journey:a) Attempts to tap into unconscious expectations the audience has regarding what a story is and how it should be told.b) Gives the writer more structural elements than simply three or four acts, plot points, mid point and so on.c) Interpreted metaphorically, laterally and symbolically, allows an
    . Meat Grinder comes equipped complete with our patented anti-splatter shield!

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    Bankruptcy - Not for the Faint Hearted
    Inability or impairment of ability of individuals or organisations to pay off their creditors is known as bankruptcy. Normally individuals and business establishments initiate the process of bankruptcy but sometimes a group of creditors can ask for a declared state of bankruptcy in order to recover money owed to them.The law of bankruptcy serves the primary purpose of giving a second chance to the honest debtors by relieving them from most of the debts and to enable the debtors to repay the portions of the debts with their available financial resources. For more information visit www.onlinebankruptcyresource.infoTo keep the financial ship from sinking, declaring bankruptcy should be treated as an absolute last resort. This emotionally difficult choice can be carried out through a relatively simple process. Information detailing property, income, creditors an
    Representative John Murtha has a plan for Iraq. That plan is to prolong the war by denying the troops on the ground support even some of his fellow travelers just months ago said was so desperately needed. That was until President Bush agreed however. Then they changed their minds faster than a patented John Kerry triple flip flop.

    So John Murtha is stepping up to the plate. His tactic of choice is to attach legislation restricting how the Commander in Chief can run the military to an appropriations bill. In Murtha’s own words, "If this resolution passes the House and the Senate, the president could veto it, but then he wouldn't have any money [to fund the war].” So in other words, Murtha is blackmailing the President into giving up his Constitutional authority to conduct a war? A war that as far back as 1998 even prominent Democrats in Congress were clamoring for? A war that just a few years ago Murtha himself voted for?

    Talk about a real “chicken-hawk”! He’s brave enough to vote for the war but not brave enough to support the war once it has begun. Perhaps Mr. Murtha would like us to believe that the joint resolution was just another oxymoronic “non-binding” resolution?

    I hate to break it to Mr. Murtha, but you cannot amend the Constitution in this way. I know he will try and he might even succeed in pushing it through Congress. But he still cannot ultimately do it. The Constitution still trumps him.

    Mutha’s logic is shaky at best stating “What we're trying to do is make sure people understand we're supporting the troops, we're protecting the troops, but on the other hand, we're going to stop this surge.” Which begs the question, how exactly is denying the troops reinforcements in a war zone “protecting” them? How is hamstringing the President’s authority to move and deploy troops as required “protecting” the soldiers already there?

    The latest product of the anti-Iraq war left is certain to be a hit with certain circles. I can see the television commercials now ...

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    You can sleep soundly at night knowing that there’s no blood on your hands because each and every Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder comes equipped complete with our patented anti-splatter shield!

    It also stores neatly under the sink and its blades stay sharp forever! Guaranteed! If you’re not completely satisfied with your Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder and its ability to stop our soldiers and hamper their mission we’ll refund your money! And if any part of the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder should ever break or the blades become dull we’ll replace them for free! In fact, we’ll even pay YOU to let us replace them just so decade after decade we can continue to screw the soldiers in the American military! Hurry! Call 1-4-DEAD-TROOP

    How Forgetting About Your Profits Can Help Market Your Business
    Hold on for one second...Don't fire up that email program and start blasting away at me yet.I don't mean you have to totally forget about managing your business to extract maximum profitability out of it. That would be business suicide.Picture this with me for a second...You have two buckets, one above the other. The top bucket represents the value your offering to your customers with your product(s) or service(s).The bottom bucket, represents your business' profits.If the customer value bucket is directly above the other, you cannot start to fill the profits bucket until you fill the value bucket. No, you cannot tip the top bucket over either.In other words...your value bucket has to overfill in order to start filling the profits bucket.Are you with m
    t have any money [to fund the war].” So in other words, Murtha is blackmailing the President into giving up his Constitutional authority to conduct a war? A war that as far back as 1998 even prominent Democrats in Congress were clamoring for? A war that just a few years ago Murtha himself voted for?

    Talk about a real “chicken-hawk”! He’s brave enough to vote for the war but not brave enough to support the war once it has begun. Perhaps Mr. Murtha would like us to believe that the joint resolution was just another oxymoronic “non-binding” resolution?

    I hate to break it to Mr. Murtha, but you cannot amend the Constitution in this way. I know he will try and he might even succeed in pushing it through Congress. But he still cannot ultimately do it. The Constitution still trumps him.

    Mutha’s logic is shaky at best stating “What we're trying to do is make sure people understand we're supporting the troops, we're protecting the troops, but on the other hand, we're going to stop this surge.” Which begs the question, how exactly is denying the troops reinforcements in a war zone “protecting” them? How is hamstringing the President’s authority to move and deploy troops as required “protecting” the soldiers already there?

    The latest product of the anti-Iraq war left is certain to be a hit with certain circles. I can see the television commercials now ...

    Quantities are limited! Order now! Back by popular demand, the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder is the only tool you will ever need! It slices! It dices! It turns our brave soldiers into neat little piles of julienned fries and even mountains of coleslaw! And when you are finished cleanup is a snap! Just look at how the blood wipes cleanly off the razor sharp blades for absolutely no mess!

    You can sleep soundly at night knowing that there’s no blood on your hands because each and every Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder comes equipped complete with our patented anti-splatter shield!

    It also stores neatly under the sink and its blades stay sharp forever! Guaranteed! If you’re not completely satisfied with your Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder and its ability to stop our soldiers and hamper their mission we’ll refund your money! And if any part of the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder should ever break or the blades become dull we’ll replace them for free! In fact, we’ll even pay YOU to let us replace them just so decade after decade we can continue to screw the soldiers in the American military! Hurry! Call 1-4-DEAD-TROOP

    5 Tips for Developing a Website for Your Audience
    Developing a website is important if you want to be a player in ecommerce. However, you don’t want to just develop a website any old way. Instead, you want to develop a website for your audience. When doing research online you have probably seen generalized information on how to develop a website, however it is unlikely you have found significant information on how to develop a website specifically for your audience. The following tips will be really helpful to you to develop a website just for your audience.Tip #1 GoalFirst you need a goal when you are developing a website for your audience. If you do not know what you are looking to achieve then it will be very difficult to be successful. Also, it takes a goal to drive your website where it needs to be. A goal is what allows you to develop an initial plan for your website and helps guide you in developing yo
    n this way. I know he will try and he might even succeed in pushing it through Congress. But he still cannot ultimately do it. The Constitution still trumps him.

    Mutha’s logic is shaky at best stating “What we're trying to do is make sure people understand we're supporting the troops, we're protecting the troops, but on the other hand, we're going to stop this surge.” Which begs the question, how exactly is denying the troops reinforcements in a war zone “protecting” them? How is hamstringing the President’s authority to move and deploy troops as required “protecting” the soldiers already there?

    The latest product of the anti-Iraq war left is certain to be a hit with certain circles. I can see the television commercials now ...

    Quantities are limited! Order now! Back by popular demand, the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder is the only tool you will ever need! It slices! It dices! It turns our brave soldiers into neat little piles of julienned fries and even mountains of coleslaw! And when you are finished cleanup is a snap! Just look at how the blood wipes cleanly off the razor sharp blades for absolutely no mess!

    You can sleep soundly at night knowing that there’s no blood on your hands because each and every Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder comes equipped complete with our patented anti-splatter shield!

    It also stores neatly under the sink and its blades stay sharp forever! Guaranteed! If you’re not completely satisfied with your Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder and its ability to stop our soldiers and hamper their mission we’ll refund your money! And if any part of the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder should ever break or the blades become dull we’ll replace them for free! In fact, we’ll even pay YOU to let us replace them just so decade after decade we can continue to screw the soldiers in the American military! Hurry! Call 1-4-DEAD-TROOP

    Global Warming: Do Not Take Away Our Comforts
    The greenhouse effect is causing global warming and we are being urged to take note and to do something about it. The trouble is, life is too easy at present and I don't want to get too stressed and put myself out. So how do we help the global warming slowdown?Well, it won’t be solved by taking away the things we want. We will rebel, cause Civil War, throw a spat. Governments may try to restrict our use of carbon-guzzling 4x4’s, but they will never stop us. We’ve been spoiled and mollycoddled by these comforts, and what we have is what we will never let go.So if there is to be a catastrophe of major proportions in the next century, nothing will stop it. Maybe technology will delay the inevitable, but technology itself uses energy which pollutes. Catch 22Maybe it’s time, also, to stop this Government’s hell-bent determination of military involvement in
    anti-Iraq war left is certain to be a hit with certain circles. I can see the television commercials now ...

    Quantities are limited! Order now! Back by popular demand, the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder is the only tool you will ever need! It slices! It dices! It turns our brave soldiers into neat little piles of julienned fries and even mountains of coleslaw! And when you are finished cleanup is a snap! Just look at how the blood wipes cleanly off the razor sharp blades for absolutely no mess!

    You can sleep soundly at night knowing that there’s no blood on your hands because each and every Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder comes equipped complete with our patented anti-splatter shield!

    It also stores neatly under the sink and its blades stay sharp forever! Guaranteed! If you’re not completely satisfied with your Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder and its ability to stop our soldiers and hamper their mission we’ll refund your money! And if any part of the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder should ever break or the blades become dull we’ll replace them for free! In fact, we’ll even pay YOU to let us replace them just so decade after decade we can continue to screw the soldiers in the American military! Hurry! Call 1-4-DEAD-TROOP

    Unusual Points of View
    Most writers are familiar with first and third points of view and their variations. But have you ever experimented with alternative points of view? Below are some less used points of view, what I call “unusual points of view.” Try using these when you’re blocked or you want to try something new.Second Person Point of ViewSecond person can be written as “you” singular or plural. Josip Novakovich in FICTION WRITER’S WORKSHOP says: “The author makes believe he’s talking to someone, describing what the person addressed is doing. But the ‘you’ is not the reader, though sometimes it’s hard to get rid of the impression the author is addressing you directly.”Here’s an excerpt from Italo Calvino’s first chapter of If on a winter night a traveler. I think it’s one of the most engaging examples of second person point of view. But if the author is not speaking
    . Meat Grinder comes equipped complete with our patented anti-splatter shield!

    It also stores neatly under the sink and its blades stay sharp forever! Guaranteed! If you’re not completely satisfied with your Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder and its ability to stop our soldiers and hamper their mission we’ll refund your money! And if any part of the Liberal Industries Inc. Meat Grinder should ever break or the blades become dull we’ll replace them for free! In fact, we’ll even pay YOU to let us replace them just so decade after decade we can continue to screw the soldiers in the American military! Hurry! Call 1-4-DEAD-TROOPS! Operators are standing by!

    I think it is clear that I beg to differ with Mr. Murtha. He is not “protecting” the troops. He is “protecting” his (and others) talking points and ultimately he wants to try and “protect” defeat for America by creating yet another slog of a war engineered to be fought with one hand behind our backs by a Congress over stepping its constitutional powers.

    John Murtha aspires to the belief that Congress has Constitutional powers with regard to war beyond simply declaring and funding it. But already those that have sought to defund and undeclare the war have lost at every turn in Congress. So the new tactic appears to be a forcing of an approach where we can’t really fight and the troops can’t win and that they cannot really leave either as the engagement drags on. They can’t leave, that is, unless it is in a body bag or ultimately with their tails between their legs. Both of these seem to be preferred positions for American GIs for certain segments of the American political landscape.

    John Murtha is that he is under the illusion that it is Americans that are causing terrorism in Iraq and elsewhere around the world and that America is somehow on par with these same terrorists. You know, the “blame America” mentality that we have seen a lot of lately. The theory is that because America is “there” (insert whatever “there” you want) that the terrorists pop up to fight us. I hate to break it to Mr. Murtha but there have been terrorists and terrorist attacks in many places around the world that that we are not “at”. From Somalia to Darfur to Russia; these places have been dealing with terrorism and not an evil occupying US soldier catalyst to be found.

    And even if we were to abide by the theory that where American troops are causes terrorists to sprout up wouldn’t it be suicidal to “bring them home”?

    It is not the United States that causes terrorists to pop up like daisies. What it is that causes these maniacs to rear their ugly little heads is the hint that someone, somewhere will be living their lives without arbitrary government control over them or at least not their arbitrary government control. What it is that causes theses abominations of humanity to exist is their own hatred of anything that smacks of freedom. And what causes them to persist is the continued observation that there are a great many people who simply do not want to fight them. It is the perception that if they keep blowing up women and children in markets shopping for food to feed their families tho

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