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Sorry, No Customer Service After 4:00 P.M. p>A few months ago, I wrote about ingenious styles of customer service that every business should know about, mostly because their employees were inflicting them on their customers.For instance, I warned about "in your face customer service" and "run for cover customer service", two equally effective opposites...like pouring too much sugar on your Cheerios one day, and pouring too much cayenne pepper on them the next.I also warned about "do-it-yourself-extortion", "consistent filibuster customer service", "Invisible Man customer service", "present-at-attendance customer service", "customer service on steroids", and "satirical customer service".You will have to read about these clever anti-sales pitches at:http://www.thehappyguy.com/customer-service.html , because today I want to tell you about a 100% revolutionary approach to customer se The essence of John Tierney on humor is that laughing has little to do with humor, it is all about our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instinct). Those two independent brains use laughing for your survival and self-preservation. It aint got nothing to do with cognitive brilliance and being an intellectual wit. The secret is to get along, you go along. Laughter is a social response to other folks. The eye-specialists said I got Cadillacs in my both eyes; my son said I should go to Mr. Goodwrench for my operation. The best work on laughter is being done at Washington State University, by two professors, Robert R. Provine and Jaak Panksepp. They see it early on as learning to play and later to cooperate with each other in the hunt. Teamwork is in our genes. The juice for smiling, laughing and giggling is part of the instincts of hierarchy and ritual. You know how to smile at a pretty girl and laugh at the dumb jokes of your boss. Finally, laughter survives because it makes you feel good to experience the protection of your social group. When you laugh with others, you are conditioning yourself not to fight or kill them later. That is quite cool. Endwords Can you and should you force yourself to smile, laugh and giggle at least once a day? Answer: only if you want to live up to ten years longer, heal your pains and improve the function of your immune systems for pro Equity Can Save You From Bad Credit Are You a Comedian?Home equity loans can also help you recover from bad credit as they are the kind of loans that anyone despite having bad credit can easily obtain. The flexibility these loans provide can go a long way in helping you recover from a bad financial situation. All the loan characteristics tend to bring ease to the applicant’s budget and let him get back on track and bring some order to finances. If used properly these loans can raise credit score and improve credit history in only a short period of time. Home Equity And Debt Consolidation Home equity loans can be used to consolidate debt. Since these loans feature higher loan amounts because they are guaranteed loans with an amount limit equal to the available equity on the property used as collateral, they provide an inexpensive source of finance. All this money can be used for repaying outstanding and more expensive debt, thus resulting in a single monthly payment of a mo Do you get insulted when someone calls you a clown? The New York Times Science department did a major article on the power of Funny, March 13, 2007. We suggest you Google it only if you want to live longer, be healthy, and maybe discover how to heal your mind and body. If you know how to make someone smile, laugh or giggle, you are worth your weight in gold. It is uncommon knowledge that a simple smile excites your immune systems (natural killer, bone marrow, and thymus), leading to healing, improved health and long-life. Ever hear of leukocytes, phagocytes, (macrophages) and lymphocytes? These are not five-dollar words to show what you do not know; the author does not know ten-billion bits of knowledge. Google these guys and discover how your non-conscious body manufactures these disease-fighters to chew-up your enemy bacteria, viruses and toxins 24/7 for your survival and self-preservation. One more once, we never forget someone who can make us smile, laugh or giggle like a kid. They produce in both themselves and the listener, a dose of endorphins (pleasure hormones), and pump up our electrical vibrational frequency. Who among us does not need Good Vibes instead of stress? DNA You cannot avoid paying taxes or dying right? Your DNA comes with two built-in commandments (algorithms) for life: actively avoid pain, and permanently seek out personal pleasure. Have you intentionally smiled today? I just found out our DNA is run by five nucleotides that store and transport genetic information. Discovered by Watson-Crick who got the Nobel in 1962 for it, they are Cytosine, Guanine, Adenine, Thymine and Uracil. You know your computer programming is digital and works on Xs and Os; now know your DNA and RNA work because of these five elements. The Vital 20% want to know. So What How can you help yourself live up to ten-years longer, in good health, with the power to heal your own pain? Will you choose to remember a French neurologist named Guillaume Duchenne who gave his name to genuine, real, and authentic smiles. He did his most important work in 1842, and was cited by Darwin for great scientific research. Today Duchenne is cited by scientist Paul Ekman as the father of the science of facial expression, emotion and deception, a monumental part of body language. Here is what professor Duchenne handed down: smiles result from true happiness, not a phony grin; they utilize the muscles of the mouth and those of the eyes. The real deal is called a Duchenne Smile, while phony deceptive facial expressions are called Pan-Am Smiles. If you relax and pay attention to others, your Reptilian Complex and Limbic System, through your right-brain intuition, can trigger you which person is the genuine article and who is the phony-baloney. Would it help you in negotiations and relationships to be able to spot the liars and even terrorists? The Cause of Negative Emotions If you knew you were weak in one area of your career and personal relationships, would you have the nerve to face up to it, and make the appropriate changes? There are three areas to examine: do you feel worthy? Are you feeling protected? And, today, this minute, are you feeling lovable? If anyone of the three are out of sync, you lose control to your emotions and instincts of fight-or-flight. Most of us are either up to 75% externally-driven and people can push our buttons (amgydala hijacking), or about 75% internally-driven, and we define our reactions by our neocortex and rein-in our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instincts). The third approach is a positive combination of 66% internally-run, and 34% externally aware of the needs of others. You decide which brain coding is best for your success, empathy, independence or interdependence. You can teach yourself. Emotional Freedom Techniques We suggest you Google Gary Craig and Roger Callahan and discover the major breakthrough in overcoming human negative emotions. These two have a track record to suggest a controversial and outrageous new approach to controlling our negative feelings, and improving our health by accelerated healing. Both believe the underlining cause of all negative emotions (chronic stress, depression and panic) is an imbalance within your body and its electrical energy systems. For a century the establishment has believed in a chemical imbalance theory. The normal professionals who advocate discovering the cause of mental agitation through various forms of psychoanalysis, average up to ten-years of treatment for a healing. Emotional Freedom Techniques appear to help the mind and body heal itself in a maximum of days or weeks. You decide if it is too good to be true. Consider this: are you familiar with electricity or do you know about it exclusively through its results? Ever see the electricity running your computer or TV? You believe in the power of video because you see the results in moving pictures and the sound of voices, right? Sometimes second-hand knowledge works too. The human brain and body is based on a lousy 10 watts of electricity. Your brainwave rhythms are measured by an EEG (Electroencephalograph), in cycles per second; and your heart by an EKG (Electrocardiogram) to measure your heartbeat. Are we really born as cyborgs who operate on a small dose of electricity? For the Vital 20% Only You might want to know more about human Polarity, Electromagnetism, ElectroChemical activity, and Vibrational Frequency. The point is, Homo sapiens live or die based on the tiny 10 watts of electricity neuroscientists know very little about. The NY Times Article The essence of John Tierney on humor is that laughing has little to do with humor, it is all about our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instinct). Those two independent brains use laughing for your survival and self-preservation. It aint got nothing to do with cognitive brilliance and being an intellectual wit. The secret is to get along, you go along. Laughter is a social response to other folks. The eye-specialists said I got Cadillacs in my both eyes; my son said I should go to Mr. Goodwrench for my operation. The best work on laughter is being done at Washington State University, by two professors, Robert R. Provine and Jaak Panksepp. They see it early on as learning to play and later to cooperate with each other in the hunt. Teamwork is in our genes. The juice for smiling, laughing and giggling is part of the instincts of hierarchy and ritual. You know how to smile at a pretty girl and laugh at the dumb jokes of your boss. Finally, laughter survives because it makes you feel good to experience the protection of your social group. When you laugh with others, you are conditioning yourself not to fight or kill them later. That is quite cool. Endwords Can you and should you force yourself to smile, laugh and giggle at least once a day? Answer: only if you want to live up to ten years longer, heal your pains and improve the function of your immune systems for prol Real Estate Agent or Broker e. Have you intentionally smiled today?Real estate experts go by a few different names, although the distinction shouldn’t matter for you as a first time home buyer. Important is to make certain the broker or agent you chouse is a licensed real estate professional. All real estate brokers or agents are licensed and regulated by each state.To the average home buyer or seller, the difference isn’t much. To become a real estate agent, an individual must complete the required number of classes and pass the agent’s exam. To become a broker the agent must than take additional classes, have a specified amount of experience in the field (normally 1 year), and pass another exam. Having a real estate broker license confers certain privileges, including the right to open, run, and own a real estate office, and to work independently without an office. A real estate agent must work for a broker, who is responsible for that agent’s actions.Work With a Broker Instead of I just found out our DNA is run by five nucleotides that store and transport genetic information. Discovered by Watson-Crick who got the Nobel in 1962 for it, they are Cytosine, Guanine, Adenine, Thymine and Uracil. You know your computer programming is digital and works on Xs and Os; now know your DNA and RNA work because of these five elements. The Vital 20% want to know. So What How can you help yourself live up to ten-years longer, in good health, with the power to heal your own pain? Will you choose to remember a French neurologist named Guillaume Duchenne who gave his name to genuine, real, and authentic smiles. He did his most important work in 1842, and was cited by Darwin for great scientific research. Today Duchenne is cited by scientist Paul Ekman as the father of the science of facial expression, emotion and deception, a monumental part of body language. Here is what professor Duchenne handed down: smiles result from true happiness, not a phony grin; they utilize the muscles of the mouth and those of the eyes. The real deal is called a Duchenne Smile, while phony deceptive facial expressions are called Pan-Am Smiles. If you relax and pay attention to others, your Reptilian Complex and Limbic System, through your right-brain intuition, can trigger you which person is the genuine article and who is the phony-baloney. Would it help you in negotiations and relationships to be able to spot the liars and even terrorists? The Cause of Negative Emotions If you knew you were weak in one area of your career and personal relationships, would you have the nerve to face up to it, and make the appropriate changes? There are three areas to examine: do you feel worthy? Are you feeling protected? And, today, this minute, are you feeling lovable? If anyone of the three are out of sync, you lose control to your emotions and instincts of fight-or-flight. Most of us are either up to 75% externally-driven and people can push our buttons (amgydala hijacking), or about 75% internally-driven, and we define our reactions by our neocortex and rein-in our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instincts). The third approach is a positive combination of 66% internally-run, and 34% externally aware of the needs of others. You decide which brain coding is best for your success, empathy, independence or interdependence. You can teach yourself. Emotional Freedom Techniques We suggest you Google Gary Craig and Roger Callahan and discover the major breakthrough in overcoming human negative emotions. These two have a track record to suggest a controversial and outrageous new approach to controlling our negative feelings, and improving our health by accelerated healing. Both believe the underlining cause of all negative emotions (chronic stress, depression and panic) is an imbalance within your body and its electrical energy systems. For a century the establishment has believed in a chemical imbalance theory. The normal professionals who advocate discovering the cause of mental agitation through various forms of psychoanalysis, average up to ten-years of treatment for a healing. Emotional Freedom Techniques appear to help the mind and body heal itself in a maximum of days or weeks. You decide if it is too good to be true. Consider this: are you familiar with electricity or do you know about it exclusively through its results? Ever see the electricity running your computer or TV? You believe in the power of video because you see the results in moving pictures and the sound of voices, right? Sometimes second-hand knowledge works too. The human brain and body is based on a lousy 10 watts of electricity. Your brainwave rhythms are measured by an EEG (Electroencephalograph), in cycles per second; and your heart by an EKG (Electrocardiogram) to measure your heartbeat. Are we really born as cyborgs who operate on a small dose of electricity? For the Vital 20% Only You might want to know more about human Polarity, Electromagnetism, ElectroChemical activity, and Vibrational Frequency. The point is, Homo sapiens live or die based on the tiny 10 watts of electricity neuroscientists know very little about. The NY Times Article The essence of John Tierney on humor is that laughing has little to do with humor, it is all about our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instinct). Those two independent brains use laughing for your survival and self-preservation. It aint got nothing to do with cognitive brilliance and being an intellectual wit. The secret is to get along, you go along. Laughter is a social response to other folks. The eye-specialists said I got Cadillacs in my both eyes; my son said I should go to Mr. Goodwrench for my operation. The best work on laughter is being done at Washington State University, by two professors, Robert R. Provine and Jaak Panksepp. They see it early on as learning to play and later to cooperate with each other in the hunt. Teamwork is in our genes. The juice for smiling, laughing and giggling is part of the instincts of hierarchy and ritual. You know how to smile at a pretty girl and laugh at the dumb jokes of your boss. Finally, laughter survives because it makes you feel good to experience the protection of your social group. When you laugh with others, you are conditioning yourself not to fight or kill them later. That is quite cool. Endwords Can you and should you force yourself to smile, laugh and giggle at least once a day? Answer: only if you want to live up to ten years longer, heal your pains and improve the function of your immune systems for pro Wedding Rice: The Dark Side negotiations and relationships to be able to spot the liars and even terrorists?For many years it was a tradition to throw rice on the newlyweds as they left the church after the ceremony. Then the unthinkable: We discovered that in our enthusiasm to celebrate the joining of this couple we had unknowingly been killing our little feathered friends as surely as an Exxon oil-tanker with the third-mate at the helm. Well, not really.The truth of the matter is that many people believe this to be true because it has been stated as truth by celebrity advice-givers such as Ann Landers and Martha Stewart. The public apparently has yet to learn that advice from celebrities isn't necessarily any more "expert" than advice from the crazy old lady who lives down the block and is absolutely certain she can tell whether the baby will be a boy or a girl by how the mother sits down. In fact, rice is harmless, and even nutritious for birds.Over the years this urban legend has been debunked on a regular basis but for some r The Cause of Negative Emotions If you knew you were weak in one area of your career and personal relationships, would you have the nerve to face up to it, and make the appropriate changes? There are three areas to examine: do you feel worthy? Are you feeling protected? And, today, this minute, are you feeling lovable? If anyone of the three are out of sync, you lose control to your emotions and instincts of fight-or-flight. Most of us are either up to 75% externally-driven and people can push our buttons (amgydala hijacking), or about 75% internally-driven, and we define our reactions by our neocortex and rein-in our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instincts). The third approach is a positive combination of 66% internally-run, and 34% externally aware of the needs of others. You decide which brain coding is best for your success, empathy, independence or interdependence. You can teach yourself. Emotional Freedom Techniques We suggest you Google Gary Craig and Roger Callahan and discover the major breakthrough in overcoming human negative emotions. These two have a track record to suggest a controversial and outrageous new approach to controlling our negative feelings, and improving our health by accelerated healing. Both believe the underlining cause of all negative emotions (chronic stress, depression and panic) is an imbalance within your body and its electrical energy systems. For a century the establishment has believed in a chemical imbalance theory. The normal professionals who advocate discovering the cause of mental agitation through various forms of psychoanalysis, average up to ten-years of treatment for a healing. Emotional Freedom Techniques appear to help the mind and body heal itself in a maximum of days or weeks. You decide if it is too good to be true. Consider this: are you familiar with electricity or do you know about it exclusively through its results? Ever see the electricity running your computer or TV? You believe in the power of video because you see the results in moving pictures and the sound of voices, right? Sometimes second-hand knowledge works too. The human brain and body is based on a lousy 10 watts of electricity. Your brainwave rhythms are measured by an EEG (Electroencephalograph), in cycles per second; and your heart by an EKG (Electrocardiogram) to measure your heartbeat. Are we really born as cyborgs who operate on a small dose of electricity? For the Vital 20% Only You might want to know more about human Polarity, Electromagnetism, ElectroChemical activity, and Vibrational Frequency. The point is, Homo sapiens live or die based on the tiny 10 watts of electricity neuroscientists know very little about. The NY Times Article The essence of John Tierney on humor is that laughing has little to do with humor, it is all about our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instinct). Those two independent brains use laughing for your survival and self-preservation. It aint got nothing to do with cognitive brilliance and being an intellectual wit. The secret is to get along, you go along. Laughter is a social response to other folks. The eye-specialists said I got Cadillacs in my both eyes; my son said I should go to Mr. Goodwrench for my operation. The best work on laughter is being done at Washington State University, by two professors, Robert R. Provine and Jaak Panksepp. They see it early on as learning to play and later to cooperate with each other in the hunt. Teamwork is in our genes. The juice for smiling, laughing and giggling is part of the instincts of hierarchy and ritual. You know how to smile at a pretty girl and laugh at the dumb jokes of your boss. Finally, laughter survives because it makes you feel good to experience the protection of your social group. When you laugh with others, you are conditioning yourself not to fight or kill them later. That is quite cool. Endwords Can you and should you force yourself to smile, laugh and giggle at least once a day? Answer: only if you want to live up to ten years longer, heal your pains and improve the function of your immune systems for pro Make Money Online Blogging - You Can Start It For Free stress, depression and panic) is an imbalance within your body and its electrical energy systems. For a century the establishment has believed in a chemical imbalance
theory.You can make money online blogging. Blogging is the trend now and a popular choice to start with as it is simple to set up, and easy to update. Compared to setting up your own website from scratch, a professional looking blog is very easy to set up for free.A blog is like a journal except that now you are updating it online. You should plan to make entries at least once a week. There are people who do this on a daily basis to keep their content fresh and attract readers. The blog could be short articles or views and comments on news and other articles. When referring to other articles or news, a link will typically be provided for readers to access if they want to.Readers viewing your blog can also leave comments on your entries and leave links back to their own blogs or websites.To make money online blogging, do some homework first. You can choose a topic that is close to your heart. Anything from celebrity news, hobbies The normal professionals who advocate discovering the cause of mental agitation through various forms of psychoanalysis, average up to ten-years of treatment for a healing. Emotional Freedom Techniques appear to help the mind and body heal itself in a maximum of days or weeks. You decide if it is too good to be true. Consider this: are you familiar with electricity or do you know about it exclusively through its results? Ever see the electricity running your computer or TV? You believe in the power of video because you see the results in moving pictures and the sound of voices, right? Sometimes second-hand knowledge works too. The human brain and body is based on a lousy 10 watts of electricity. Your brainwave rhythms are measured by an EEG (Electroencephalograph), in cycles per second; and your heart by an EKG (Electrocardiogram) to measure your heartbeat. Are we really born as cyborgs who operate on a small dose of electricity? For the Vital 20% Only You might want to know more about human Polarity, Electromagnetism, ElectroChemical activity, and Vibrational Frequency. The point is, Homo sapiens live or die based on the tiny 10 watts of electricity neuroscientists know very little about. The NY Times Article The essence of John Tierney on humor is that laughing has little to do with humor, it is all about our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instinct). Those two independent brains use laughing for your survival and self-preservation. It aint got nothing to do with cognitive brilliance and being an intellectual wit. The secret is to get along, you go along. Laughter is a social response to other folks. The eye-specialists said I got Cadillacs in my both eyes; my son said I should go to Mr. Goodwrench for my operation. The best work on laughter is being done at Washington State University, by two professors, Robert R. Provine and Jaak Panksepp. They see it early on as learning to play and later to cooperate with each other in the hunt. Teamwork is in our genes. The juice for smiling, laughing and giggling is part of the instincts of hierarchy and ritual. You know how to smile at a pretty girl and laugh at the dumb jokes of your boss. Finally, laughter survives because it makes you feel good to experience the protection of your social group. When you laugh with others, you are conditioning yourself not to fight or kill them later. That is quite cool. Endwords Can you and should you force yourself to smile, laugh and giggle at least once a day? Answer: only if you want to live up to ten years longer, heal your pains and improve the function of your immune systems for pro Your Path to Success - Unsecured Business Loans p>Finances are like oxygen for our business. Without proper cash support our business seems like a ship sinking in the sea. It demands capital at every stage to run smoothly, but there are times when such situation arises when some monetary requirement arise and you lack enough capital to serve that need. Putting such needs on hold surely means loss so to cater them you can really look forward to unsecured business loans.Unsecured business loans make raising capital an easy task for people lacking collateral or those who don’t want to put their asset at a stake including tenants, PG’s, non-homeowners etc. Unsecured business loans don’t require the borrowers to offer any security to the lenders. As the loan amount is not secured, the lender charges a slightly higher interest rate from the borrowers. But that will not be a matter of concern for you as still you can get a deal with low rate through sufficient research among the numerous onl The essence of John Tierney on humor is that laughing has little to do with humor, it is all about our limbic system (emotions) and reptilian complex (instinct). Those two independent brains use laughing for your survival and self-preservation. It aint got nothing to do with cognitive brilliance and being an intellectual wit. The secret is to get along, you go along. Laughter is a social response to other folks. The eye-specialists said I got Cadillacs in my both eyes; my son said I should go to Mr. Goodwrench for my operation. The best work on laughter is being done at Washington State University, by two professors, Robert R. Provine and Jaak Panksepp. They see it early on as learning to play and later to cooperate with each other in the hunt. Teamwork is in our genes. The juice for smiling, laughing and giggling is part of the instincts of hierarchy and ritual. You know how to smile at a pretty girl and laugh at the dumb jokes of your boss. Finally, laughter survives because it makes you feel good to experience the protection of your social group. When you laugh with others, you are conditioning yourself not to fight or kill them later. That is quite cool. Endwords Can you and should you force yourself to smile, laugh and giggle at least once a day? Answer: only if you want to live up to ten years longer, heal your pains and improve the function of your immune systems for prolonged health. Are you being a phony? Nyet, you are using the latest neuroscience for personal survival and self-preservation. Remember, it is all in your eye-muscles and respecting your pecking-order. See ya, copyright © 2007 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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